Incomplete List of Annoyances (Part 2)

In which The Author sounds off again

People who park their trolleys diagonally across the aisles in supermarkets while they browse and/or gossip to their friends. When you try to get past, they tut and give you nasty looks. (Useful tip – it’s fun to shove the trolley violently to one side and stride past, muttering ‘fucking idiots’ just loudly enough to be heard.)