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Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics

In which The Author contacts the BBC (again!)

I’ve just sent the following email to PM host Eddie Mair at BBC Radio 4, after they broadcast a very one-sided discussion about public spending on yesterday evening’s edition. The postscript is a tongue-in-cheek comment about a semi-regular feature in which one of their reporters has lunch with a politician. Ordinary listeners have started offering to meet her as well, so I thought I’d throw my hat into the ring. As you can probably tell, the breadth of coverage so far has been slightly limited.
Hi Eddie

It was nice to hear the public’s responses to the question about public spending in yesterday’s programme. I don’t remember getting a leaflet through my door (maybe they forgot about us here in Wales, as usual) so my guesses were somewhat wide of the mark.

However, I notice that you trotted out without question the Establishment line about 30% of spending going on social security payments. You forgot to mention that the vast majority of that is spent on old age pensions; a fair percentage is also paid to people who have paid into the system for years while working, and who are now out of work because of the greed of the bankers. A further tranche goes on working tax credits, subsidising employers who are too tight-fisted to pay their staff a living wage. Any chance of putting the countervailing argument forward some time between now and May 6th?

All the best

Steve O’Gorman

PS I’d like to volunteer to take Becky Milligan out for lunch – simply so that she can meet someone who’s not a member of UKIP for a change.



In which The Author is between engagements

For the last couple of years, my ‘occupation’ has been listed on Facebook as ‘Resting between engagements’. It’s a throwback to a nice expression which actors used to use (and possibly still do) to describe those frequent periods when they’d be out of work. The joke is probably lost on many of my younger friends, unfortunately.
As of next month, I hope to change it to ‘Self-employed’. I’m meeting a small business advisor next week, and with any luck I should be up and running in April, or maybe May.
It only recently dawned on me that many people in South Wales seem to work on short contracts, or by sub-contracting, or just have unstable jobs. If you meet an old friend you haven’t seen for a while, almost the first question you’ll hear is, ‘Are you working, then?’ That speaks volumes for an area which (as my pal David Leslie Davies once remarked) has been in economic decline since 1929.
One of the lads reduced everyone in The Conway to hysterics a few years ago, recounting a visit to Aberdare Jokecentre. He works on the railway infrastructure, and in common with most people working in civil engineering he goes from contract to contract with occasional lay-offs in. He told us that he’d been registering a new unemployment claim in between contracts. Apparently the conversation went something like this:
‘Do you have any savings?’
‘Aye – two million pounds.’
‘Don’t talk soft!’
‘You started it!’
Even the landlord laughed, which says a great deal.
But back to resting actors. Jeffrey Bernard told a story about the British character actor and noted piss-artist Dennis Shaw. Apparently John Le Mesurier was walking through London one day and saw Mr Shaw being bundled into the back of a police van. Cool as a cucumber, the suave Mr Le Mesurier walked up to the open door and said, ‘Evening, Dennis – working?’